It’s been a while since I have called on you this formally… since yu save me out of that terrible mess.
I have been good for the most part, a know a don’t have to tell you because you know all things.
Anyway, I have a little problem and need some help. Since today is the day most people stop to reflect on you, I thought I woulda give yu a talk, cause although a nuff a we, yu always seems able to hear the whole a we at the same time. I am not sure what happen at the stadium last game but a just couldn’t get through to you. Yes I know it look like a only come to you when a need help but the truth is … a desperate and have come to learn that there is no other meaningful help outside of you. A think about you inna mi hart every day and even sey some little prayas of thanksgiving, like every time a sense yu protection and provision in one shape or form. Yu sey if mi confess mi sins, yu is faithful and juss to forgive mi I can’t confess them here but mi and yu will talk one a way.

So Lord November 17, looms in front of us, the task at hand look almost insurmountable.
Anyway mi see yu mek people walk pon water and yu look pon storm and sey Chill! and winds and wave and everybody obey yu. This Goliath we haffi face no really so overwhelming but we haffi fight him inna him back yard, pon ice whey it cold and miserable.
A pray that yu give mi ballas dem wisdom, courage, strength and the ability to concentrate for 95 minutes. Please keep all of dem in good health and good conditioning. A pray fi a good and honest Ref, not one that need a green card or anything like that. A pray for wisdom for Laza, wisdom to know the balla dem, wisdom to develop the right game plan and more wisdom to know when fi mek the changes … the right changes at the right time. Most importantly a begging yu a win … just one inna dem net … that is all a asking.

One last thing … since mi did jump off a the wagon, can you speak to Jrocks, Princess, jt and the one BadRas on my behalf? Tell them fi ease ova and gimmi a little squeeze cause all a we waan reach a Germany.

Respect and thank you in advance.

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Originally posted by Senior Analyst:
Dear God

It’s been a while since I have called on you this formally… since yu save me out of that terrible mess.
I have been good for the most part, a know a don’t have to tell you because you know all things.
Anyway, I have a little problem and need some help. Since today is the day most people stop to reflect on you, I thought I woulda give yu a talk, cause although a nuff a we, yu always seems able to hear the whole a we at the same time. I am not sure what happen at the stadium last game but a just couldn’t get through to you. Yes I know it look like a only come to you when a need help but the truth is … a desperate and have come to learn that there is no other meaningful help outside of you. A think about you inna mi hart every day and even sey some little prayas of thanksgiving, like every time a sense yu protection and provision in one shape or form. Yu sey if mi confess mi sins, yu is faithful and juss to forgive mi I can’t confess them here but mi and yu will talk one a way.

So Lord November 17, looms in front of us, the task at hand look almost insurmountable.
Anyway mi see yu mek people walk pon water and yu look pon storm and sey Chill! and winds and wave and everybody obey yu. This Goliath we haffi face no really so overwhelming but we haffi fight him inna him back yard, pon ice whey it cold and miserable.
A pray that yu give mi ballas dem wisdom, courage, strength and the ability to concentrate for 95 minutes. Please keep all of dem in good health and good conditioning. A pray fi a good and honest Ref, not one that need a green card or anything like that. A pray for wisdom for Laza, wisdom to know the balla dem, wisdom to develop the right game plan and more wisdom to know when fi mek the changes … the right changes at the right time. Most importantly a begging yu a win … just one inna dem net … that is all a asking.

One last thing … since mi did jump off a the wagon, can you speak to Jrocks, Princess, jt and the one BadRas on my behalf? Tell them fi ease ova and gimmi a little squeeze cause all a we waan reach a Germany.

Respect and thank you in advance.

[This message has been edited by Senior Analyst (edited 10-31-2004).]

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Originally posted by Senior Analyst:
Dear God

It’s been a while since I have called on you this formally… since yu save me out of that terrible mess.
I have been good for the most part, a know a don’t have to tell you because you know all things.
Anyway, I have a little problem and need some help. Since today is the day most people stop to reflect on you, I thought I woulda give yu a talk, cause although a nuff a we, yu always seems able to hear the whole a we at the same time. I am not sure what happen at the stadium last game but a just couldn’t get through to you. Yes I know it look like a only come to you when a need help but the truth is … a desperate and have come to learn that there is no other meaningful help outside of you. A think about you inna mi hart every day and even sey some little prayas of thanksgiving, like every time a sense yu protection and provision in one shape or form. Yu sey if mi confess mi sins, yu is faithful and juss to forgive mi I can’t confess them here but mi and yu will talk one a way.

So Lord November 17, looms in front of us, the task at hand look almost insurmountable.
Anyway mi see yu mek people walk pon water and yu look pon storm and sey Chill! and winds and wave and everybody obey yu. This Goliath we haffi face no really so overwhelming but we haffi fight him inna him back yard, pon ice whey it cold and miserable.
A pray that yu give mi ballas dem wisdom, courage, strength and the ability to concentrate for 95 minutes. Please keep all of dem in good health and good conditioning. A pray fi a good and honest Ref, not one that need a green card or anything like that. A pray for wisdom for Laza, wisdom to know the balla dem, wisdom to develop the right game plan and more wisdom to know when fi mek the changes … the right changes at the right time. Most importantly a begging yu a win … just one inna dem net … that is all a asking.

One last thing … since mi did jump off a the wagon, can you speak to Jrocks, Princess, jt and the one BadRas on my behalf? Tell them fi ease ova and gimmi a little squeeze cause all a we waan reach a Germany.

Respect and thank you in advance.
[This message has been edited by Senior Analyst (edited 10-31-2004).]

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If I was God this is how I would respond;

Analyst, whey yu deh? really, dis long time me kno see yo and now yu wa come wol-lon pon mi han.

Yu check seh I give out miracles like dat?

Mi sen the boyz a Japan and Korea what more yu want?

Didn't I put Ja'cans in Panama: Roberto Brown and company, they didn't change their names?

They even speak patois and listen to reggae music what more do you want, di glory shirt affa mi back?

Unnu affi gi sma-dy else a chance.

"But fatha up above," answers Analyst. Panama kno hav no business a Germany. We pay di fi go deh.

Fatha answer, "which price, yu eva si Ja'cans wa pay fi anything; as soon as dem get weh dem wa, dem wa back dem money.

Yu neva si how dem deh people cuss and gwan bad ova every thing. Dem a cuss mi right now seh mi should a stop di obeah weh Panama work pon dem in the games played.

Dem shoulda ask mi before to stop di obeah, but with you Ja'cans every ting is irie, every ting is nice and easy, every ting trash and ready, so unnu neva need mi help.

As Jah Jah mi ca win, cause if mi help di Ja'cans, guess wa, the Jamaican Panamians aggo cuss pay bad-wod pon mi Glory phone line.

Even the ones dem we deh ya with mi inna mount Zion, mi si dem a walk around inna dem colors.

“If I had a penny for every nation that want to defeat America. Anyway, when sinner pray mi hav fi listen, so mi ago put di letter from Analyst pan mi to do list along wid di one from di likkle ole lady from Maypen who a beg fi two sheet a zinc"

And the Lord said to Senior Analyst" You neva see when Noah a get nuff pressure from the ungodly, seh him a eediot fe build de original wagon. But you nuh see him neva jump aff and bwoy quake when the flood come and man an man seh "Noah, nuh me and you go a match last month and now you a left me affa dah wooden wagon". Noah seh, you shoulda know seh he who endures to the end will be saved".
And so the Lord wants you to put away the folly of not going to the USA, book yuh ticket and step out in faith and know seh JA a go mash up da USA side on the 17th.

Have faith bredren, says the Lord.

But we a run outta patience wid you. Fanpporters are fence riders an' as you either fi Him or fi di other one likewise you eida wid us or against us!

Welcome back Brother SA into the fold. Is "end times" and I saith (not the Lord) that in these last days, there will be waggonists parading as fanz, and badminders dressed in supporterz colours. Do not be fooled and keep your eyes on the Hex. Look neida to the left of the right.

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Originally posted by Hamilton Israel:
If I was God this is how I would respond;

Analyst, whey yu deh? really, dis long time me kno see yo and now yu wa come wol-lon pon mi han.

Yu check seh I give out miracles like dat?

Mi sen the boyz a Japan and Korea what more yu want?

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You confuse me with that HI.

Japan and Korea??

Unnu affi gi sma-dy else a chance.

"But fatha up above," answers Analyst. Panama kno hav no business a Germany. We pay di fi go deh.

[b]Fatha answer, "which price, yu eva si Ja'cans wa pay fi anything; as soon as dem get weh dem wa, dem wa back dem money.

he may though choose to satisfy a people every now and again, just to remind them he is there, and will never leave.

So here's wah wi fi do.

Everyday before we ask God for one blessing, we must thank him for 10. this will put everything in perspective. It may even lessen what may be our disappointment if things don't go the way we want come nov. 17

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Originally posted by Chez:
You confuse me with that HI.

Japan and Korea??

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