One day, a lizard was walking through the jungle and look up in a tree and see a monkey. The lizard hail up the monkey and ask him, "What ah gwaan?"

The monkey replied, "Mi a bun some weed... Yuh want some?"

So the lizard climbs up the tree and takes a seat beside the monkey and the two of them start smoke the herb.

After awhile, the lizard say him mouth start feel dry and that him going down to the river for a drink of water. So the lizard climb down the tree, go to the river bank and lean over to drink some water. But because him so high, him lean over too far and drop in the river.

A crocodile notices this and swims over to the lizard and helps him back up on the bank and asks the lizard, "Yuh alright?"

The lizard explains that he was up in a tree with a monkey and they were smoking some ganja when he got thirsty and came to the river for a drink, but because he was so high, he fell in the river.

So the crocodile decides to go investigate this for himself and starts walking through the jungle looking for the tree with the monkey in it. He finds the tree with the monkey still smoking the weed, looks up and shouts out, "YOW!!!"

The monkey looks down in shock and says, "A wha di blood claat?!?!... Is how much water yuh drink????"