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#60662 - 08/13/01 03:40 PM
A Nigerian's version of a Yardie Puta.
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jt
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Registered: 02/16/01
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Dear Consumas:
It look lik dem mek mistake an ship out couple a copies of
WINDOWS2000/YAADIE VERSION somwhere ina Idaho. If you gool ole counry
folks in Idaho need a translatian fi di comman dem here dem is:
When yuh open di Yaadie edition yuh wi si di opening screen. It reads:
"WINDAS 2000," background picture of Halfway tree Square.
When yuh start di program yuh wi hear di Bad bwoy antem: "Murdara
Blood deh pan yuh shoulda" By Buju Banton
Please also note:
Recycle Bin is labeled "General penitentiary."
My Computer is called "A Fimi Own."
The Inbox is referred to as "Barrel come."
Deleted Items are referred to as "Gaan, Rub out, Yuh Salt."
Dial up Networking is called "Ring mi Cellie."
Control Panel is known as the "Babylon."
Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "Smuggling not
allowed unless part of the Govament
Hard Drive is referred to as "Stiff Pengaleng."
Instead of an error message, a "Ediat! Yuh know weh yuh a
do?aEUR? pops up.
CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA YAADIE EDITION:
OK................Cool Noh
Cancel...........No badda yah man
Reset.............Rewine
Yes...............Irie
No................No sah
Find.............. Look fi it
Browse............Faas
Back..............Tun roun
Help.............. (this is not a feature ..Jamaicans know it all
an doan need noh help)
Stop..............Dun now
Start.............Gwan troo
Settings..........Di set up
Also note dat keyboard noh of di YAADIE EDITION no have di letter "H."
Wi doan use dat in wi vocabulary ..So dis is how yuh mus type certain
"H?
words:
Help .. elp
Horrible.. Arrible
Heart .. Art
Heavy.. Eby
Honda.. Unda
Handkerchief.. Kerchief
Holiday.. Alliday
It go soh!
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#60663 - 08/13/01 09:42 PM
Re: A Nigerian's version of a Yardie Puta.
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zouse
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Registered: 10/11/00
Posts: 2149
Loc: Jamaica
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Don't worry Jt,
As soon as the boyz start training again i'll
give you the real thing: REGGAEBOYZ MILLENIUM EDITION!
This edition starts with burrell appearing with a banner saying; Warning, no pun intended.
And the windows startup sound has all the B players singing mission impossible. tan na naa..
Once you start using it, the only problem you might have is selecting the proper time zone, because since you're from england, the clovis icon will keep poping up saying, i-seek-you!
It also has excellent energy saving features, after 60 mins of use the system hangs up. But, there's also the problem of selecting the proper screen saver, if you get the one that says, Mex 1 Jam nil, the system crashes! Very unstable indeed.
If after 90 mins you're fed up with the progress, just rebooth, but take heed, if burrell comes back saying; warning, no pun intended, then you're stuck in a loop!
Try Reggaeboyz 2000 professional edition, instead!
[This message has been edited by zouse (edited 08-16-2001).]
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#60664 - 08/15/01 12:57 AM
Re: A Nigerian's version of a Yardie Puta.
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Funny
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Registered: 07/02/01
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And to think that I am the one that is using the andle, funny. The first one was classic and the second one great. I gone sleep, my eyes ave seen it all now.
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#60665 - 08/16/01 10:06 PM
Re: A Nigerian's version of a Yardie Puta.
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G.
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Registered: 07/13/01
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yes all the IT people dem a run from the ME
jt ting classical but I think Zouse would do a better job dan dem idiot programmers billgates have a work fi im. I wonder if Zouse could write a program fi Clovis and the Boyz, test it out wid St. Catherine XI and dload it inna dem head the night b4 Mexico - call it 'Programmed to Score 2 fi each Mexico 1', heehah
then sell it fi nuff money to other countries but include a bug so they can't beat us. Hah hah Wow, foreign exchange problem solved!!! Hmmm!
[This message has been edited by Guidance (edited 08-16-2001).]
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