A story about a Jamaican man . . . a story that only happen in Jamaica. . . as he writes:
A went wid mi fasness go get marrid to a widow who had a daughtah dat was big already.
As ting will happen, mi fahdda fall in love wid mi new stepdaughtah an dem get married .
Derefore: Mi fahdda ah now mi son-in-law, while at di same time mi step daughta a now mi step maddah.
But dat aint all. In di meantime, mi wife get pregnant an' had mi son - mi son who now turn out to be mi fadda breddah-in-law an also mi own uncle 'cause he is di breddah of mi step-mahddah who is also mi step daughtah. Dis is where tings turn raht*id mad.
Mi fahddah wife now hav a son who is technically mi breddah but is really mi gran-son . . .
Derefore: mi wife is mi granmaddah cause she is mi step-Maddah \ Maddah .
So now I-man is mi wife husban an gran-pickney at di same time! An being a husban of a gran-maddah mek me ah gran-fahddah. So now I en up being mi own granfahddah...