A jamaican man driving his new BMW pulls over 4 some air, a truck crashes into his door sending it flyin off the hinges. When the police arrive the jamaican tells them "star di man jus rip di door off mi new bimma". The policeman replies "u jamaican's r so materialistic your worried about ur car door u didn't even realize ur hand was ripped off as well". The jamaican looks at his amputated hand n screams BLOODCLAAT !! MI ROLEX GAAN!*