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#11796 - 04/24/02 05:27 PM
For all women who trying to understand 'guys'
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Double B_dup1
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Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to Act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!!!!!!
No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark Anniversaries on the calendar.
Peeing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss sometimes.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the heck they're saying anyway.
Check your oil.
It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after 7 days.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something, but not both.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
If it itches, it will be scratched.
Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's
wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping out.
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#11797 - 04/24/02 07:48 PM
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Anonymous
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Wicked!!! 
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#11799 - 04/29/02 04:30 PM
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Double B_dup1
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Grinds,
I was listening to a Gospel tape the other day and saw a man (name Jeff) came up with his wife who he claimed to married to for 15 years.
He said:
"I have been married for 15 years and there is one thing I know. Does Jeff wants to be right or does Jeff wants to happy?
He then said "I am the happiest man in Tennasee"
He also said " As you as you get married , you stop thinking because your wife just s.u.c.k.s the brains out of your head"
[This message has been edited by Double B (edited 04-29-2002).]
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#11800 - 04/30/02 08:24 AM
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Reggaeboy_uk
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"I have been married for 15 years and there is one thing I know. Does Jeff wants to be right or does Jeff wants to happy?
A man has to make that choice. It comes with the territory.
A good wife/woman is very important though, if you don't believe just ask the man who has a bad one.
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